(From the Paw of Me)
Hey everyone! I'm sorry it's been so long since I have left my print on this blog site. I have been very busy vacationing, entertaining, and perfecting my new strategies of obtaining human food.
Hey everyone! I'm sorry it's been so long since I have left my print on this blog site. I have been very busy vacationing, entertaining, and perfecting my new strategies of obtaining human food.
Today was very exciting- my new bed came in the mail. After destroying one and protesting about another, I finally got the one I wanted: an oversized L.L. Bean super comfy dog bed-it's everything I dreamed it would be and more! I have included a few photos of me opening my prized possession and enjoying it to the fullest.
Now let me give you a few quick tips on obtaining human food before I go. First: pretend to chew on your 'owners' shoes. When they get up to put the shoes away, jump up on the counter and steal the toast! It's a perfect diversion and they never realize they have left the food unguarded until they get to the closet -by then it's too late. The second technique is a similar tactic but requires a faster follow through than the first. Pretend that you need to go to the bathroom by scratching on the sliding glass door. When the 'owner' gets up to let you out, do a quick 180 and lunge for the plate. Be warned that this calls for a quick burst of speed.
I hope these tips will help. Please enjoy the photos of my new bed-and remember: you can have all the finer things of life if you will just get yourself some 'owners'!
Now let me give you a few quick tips on obtaining human food before I go. First: pretend to chew on your 'owners' shoes. When they get up to put the shoes away, jump up on the counter and steal the toast! It's a perfect diversion and they never realize they have left the food unguarded until they get to the closet -by then it's too late. The second technique is a similar tactic but requires a faster follow through than the first. Pretend that you need to go to the bathroom by scratching on the sliding glass door. When the 'owner' gets up to let you out, do a quick 180 and lunge for the plate. Be warned that this calls for a quick burst of speed.
I hope these tips will help. Please enjoy the photos of my new bed-and remember: you can have all the finer things of life if you will just get yourself some 'owners'!
1 comment:
Congrats. We love ours too! If you chew through the cover your owners will get you a new one! We tried it. Worked for us! And if you bark at them enough eventually they will realize you just want your bed dragged into whatever room you're in. They're just clueless sometimes. . . at least mine are. Ttyl. We should go to the dog park together sometime. Tell your owner!
Lex n Tank
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